$GONA – The Canonical Monad Meme Token
100% Monad-native. No other chains. No bridges. No cope.
$GONA is the first and only meme token
born entirely on Monad.
Not wrapped. Not ported. Not diluted.
Pure, mainnet-native degeneracy powered
by the fastest high-performance L1 in crypto.
The One True Lore
As preserved in the Monad Bible Before block time, before mainnet, before testnets filled with copium, there was only the Monadrys Engine.
From the void emerged four sacred pillars:
Monad DB
Deferred Execution
Parallel Execution
MonadBFT
With them came 10,000 TPS and sub-second finality.
The devs rejoiced.
The VCs nutted.
But Monad still felt… incomplete.
Then, on block 69,420 of the testnet, it happened.
Two perfectly synchronized, parallel-executing orbs
materialized beneath the Monad state trie.
Glowing Monad purple.
Finalizing in 0.4 seconds.Diamond-handed since genesis.
“We are $GONA…the deferred balls of Monad.
Where Monad computes, we accumulate.
Where Monad settles, we never settle.”
And thus the prophecy was fulfilled:
Every high-performance L1 needs a
pair of high-performance testicles.
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Hard-Coded Tokenomics
Mainnet only. Immutable. Renounced.
Name: Gona of Monad"
Symbol: $GONA
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 (Monad likes clean integers)
LP: 100% added to Clober DEX, then LP tokens burned via Monad genesis hash
Taxes: 0% forever — gas is already cheaper than your dignity
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Distribution
Still 100% Monad-native. Still no VC copium.
Just a cleaner, supply-controlled launch.
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The One Commandment
“Thou shalt not deploy $GONA on any chain except Monad mainnet.
Any copy is a false prophet and shall be smited by parallel execution.”
$GONA — Because Monad wasn’t hard enough already.
To 10,000 TPS and beyond. 🚀🍆🍆
